Fuck bitches get money

sherlocksmyth:

how come it’s cool for snakes to spit venom and unhinge their jaw to swallow people whole, but when i do it, i’m the “antichrist” and i need an “exorcism”?

I wanna be that one girl who looks really cute but also gives off the vibe that she could snap your neck if you disrespect her like is that possible for me

fashion-runways:

Zac Posen 2014 Resort Collection

peachxpit:

accept death. befriend death. take death out for dinner. marry death. marry a death who reads

guy:

my mating call is the sound of my microwave beeping

pizzapuffs:

white men are so ugly they want to make eye contact with you and want u to blush and giggle look away. Nah nigga ima look up like what u staring for ?? the fuck??? mind ya business Timothy.